“Something… parallel.

Parallel Universe!”

Captain James T. Kirk

From: “Mirror, mirror” – Star Trek season 2, episode 10 – 1967

There must be something going on, something sinister, something weird… It’s the only reasonable explanation. How else could it be possible that such a great man, the best Prime Minister in the last 150 (plus two) years, such a charismatic, dignified, respected and great, great statesman could talk that way… Even in such a terrible moment for our beloved Country, for democracy, for freedom and for the whole humanity MrB(erlusconi), the real MrB, the man who loves us all, who never ever consider his own personal profit, couldn’t say those things for real…

The fact that (probably) he will be expelled from Senate (after he has been found guilty of tax fraud) called a putsch; the idea that The President of the Italian Republic must grant him the free Pardon as a due act; Judges accused to use sentences to create a Socialist Regime; a member of Mafia (Vittorio Mangano, once working in one of his mansions as stable keeper, sentenced to life imprisonment and now death) called a hero… and again ask for a sentence revision saying there are new evidences and a new witness who ignored a trial the whole world talked about; organize protests against his expulsion from Senate saying that this will be only the beginning (of what?) and then try to put the blame for possible consequences on the Left and on Five Star Movement…

A great Statesman would never do this, not in our Universe. No, probably these days a magnetic storm or something similar caused some strange interstellar accident and now our MrB has been replaced with another one who looks like him but is different, someone usually living in a parallel Universe where Mafia is a charitable organization, Judges rule every kind of racket and illegal traffic, Communism never died and more important He’s still the Prime Minister, or maybe the President of the Italian Republic or even the President of the Interplanetary Federation (something that will explain why he talks about a putsch).

That’s the explanation… somewhere out there, there’s a parallel Universe.

(anyway, in this Universe tomorrow at 7 p.m., Senators will vote on MrB expulsion from the Italian Senate).

“Qualcosa di… parallelo.

Un Universo parallelo!”

Capitano James T. Kirk

Da: “Specchio, specchio” – Star Trek, seconda stagione, episodio 10 – 1967

Sta succedendo qualcosa, qualcosa di sinistro, qualcosa di strano… è la sola spiegazione plausibile. Come sarebbe possibile altrimenti che un grande uomo, il miglior Presidente del Consiglio degli ultimi 150 (più 2) anni, un così carismatico, serio, rispettato e grande, grande Statista possa dire certe cose… Persino in un momento così terribile per la Nazione, la democrazia, la libertà e l’umanità tutta Mr B, il vero MrB, l’uomo che ci ama e che mai ha pensato al suo tornaconto personale, non sarebbe capace di dire cose simili…

La sua decadenza da Senatore vista come un golpe; la grazia del Presidente considerata un atto dovuto; i magistrati accusati di usare le sentenze per instaurare uno stato socialista; un mafioso condannato all’ergastolo definito un eroe… e poi chiedere la revisione di una sentenza definitiva presentando fuori tempo massimo nuovi testimoni che solo ora sono improvvisamente venuti a conoscenza di un processo noto al mondo intero; organizzare manifestazioni di piazza promettendo che è solo l’inizio (di cosa?) e additare al Paese come responsabili delle possibili conseguenze la Sinistra e i Pentastellati…

Un grande statista non si comporterebbe mai così, non nel nostro Universo. No, dev’esserci stata di recente una tempesta magnetica spaziale o qualcosa del genere e per un qualche accidente il nostro MrB è stato rimpiazzato da un altro del tutto simile nell’aspetto ma diverso, che normalmente vive in un universo parallelo dove la mafia è un’associazione benefica sul modello delle Dame della Carità, la magistratura un organizzazione di delinquenti che organizza racket, estorsioni e traffici vari, il comunismo esiste ancora, e soprattutto lui è ancora il Presidente del Consiglio, o magari della Repubblica o perché no della Federazione Spaziale dei Pianeti (cosa che spiegherebbe l’idea che stia per essere attuato un golpe).

Dev’essere così… da qualche parte esiste un universo parallelo.

(in questo Universo comunque il Senato voterà sulla probabile decadenza di MrB domani alle 19).

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