Drama, torment, betrayal, passion… no, this is not a film, even though the protagonist made a performance that could be compared to those of the actors playing in a Mediaset TV movie (low-pitched voice, a whisper every three words, a silent movies diva’s expressiveness…). This is the chronicle of the last few days, with poor MrB stunned by Brutus/Alfano (I know it will be a bit difficult to understand from now on if you’re not Italian, but be patient).

“You’ll be glad?” you ask me… “Mmmm…”, I asnswer. I can’t deny that here and there I was almost (almost) euphoric, you know every hours news about PDL going into pieces, Alfano finally refusing to do what He told him (Long live Alfano!!!!…. hey Ella, are you crazy?!?!!? Long live Alfano?!?!?), Chicchitto going on TV ready to be reduced to a sort of Saint Sebastian (Go on Cicchitto!!! ….what are you saying???!!!?), Giovanardi out from Limbo  (No, Giovardi can’t fool me…)…

Then, at some point arrived Roberto Fomigoni (the former Lombardy President, a man who’s facing many accuses of corruption, the catholic with a passion for luxury yachts) and something happened, a memory stuck in the back of my mind popped up: I was very young, just a girl (before I could vote for the first time, years before Tangentopoli and the end of the First Republic), quarrelling with one of my school mate, telling her she was an idiot, cause she was saying she was going to vote for Christian Democracy cause everything was fine the way it has always been… And so I understood what was distressing me, the Christian Democracy (the centre-right party that ruled Italy from 1946 until 1990’sTangentopoli scandal). I could feel in the air the spirits of Fanfani, Andreotti, Cossiga… the Pentapartito!!!! (I know it’s hard for you understand…) It’s incredible: twenty years, twenty, with MrB, the left loosing its identity to follow his agenda and then? The Christian Democracy that born again.

That’s enough! I VOLUNTEER FOR THE MISSION (WITH NO RETURN) TO MARS!!!

…then one ask herself why she wake up in the morning with a thumping headache!

 DC-

Dramma, tormento, tradimenti, passione… no, non è la trama di un film, anche se l’attore principale ha recitato la sua parte con la stessa perizia del protagonista di una fiction Mediaset (voce bassa e impostata, ogni tre parole un sospiro, espressività da diva del muto…). Questa è la cronaca degli ultimi giorni con il povero MrB che finisce tramortito per mano di Bruto/Alfano.

“Sarai soddisfatta?” direte voi… Mmmm, rispondo io. Non posso negare che a tratti mi è quasi (quasi) presa una certa euforia, mentre di ora in ora arrivavano le notizie sul PDL che perdeva i pezzi, Alfano che si ribellava al padre-padrone (E vvaaai Alfano!… ma che, sei diventata pazza?!?! vai Alfano?!?!?!!!), Cicchitto che in televisione si prestava al martirio come un San Sebastiano (e bravo Cicchitto!!!… ma che cavolo stai dicendo???!!), Giovanardi che rispuntava dal Limbo per annunciare che lui stava nel partito se mai se ne dovevano andare gli altri (e no Giovanardi non mi frega)…

Quando poi è rispuntato pure Formigoni (il pluri-indagato ex presidente della Lombardia, quello di Comunione e Liberazione con la passione degli yacht, tanto per ricordare), un pensiero, tanti pensieri hanno iniziato a girarmi per la testa, mi sono rivista ragazzina  a scuola (prima del mio primo voto, prima di tangentopoli) intenta a litigare con una mia compagna di classe dandole della cretina perché lei voleva votare Democrazia Cristiana che se era andata bene fino ad allora allora poteva andare bene ancora… Ecco cos’era che mi disturbava, la Democrazia Cristiana. Si sentivano nell’aria gli spiriti di Fanfani, Andreotti, Cossiga, il pentapartito!!! No, non è possibile: vent’anni di MrB, la sinistra che  per inseguirlo ha dimenticato cosa dovrebbe essere e poi alla fine cosa ci tocca? La DC, ancora.

No, è troppo! MI OFFRO VOLONTARIA PER  LA MISSIONE (SENZA RITORNO) SU MARTE!!!!

… e poi una si chiede perché quando si alza la mattina ha già mal di testa!

About Ella V

I love old movies, rock music, books, art... I'm intrested in politics. I adore cats. I knit...

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  1. Reblogged this on LCARS Mars Mission 2030 and commented:
    Very Nice Read! Thnx!

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