“You, poor dear thing…”

Annie Wilkes

From: Misery – 1990

The Italian situation was already quite alarming, but now we are reaching the bottom, something that should worry every person who really cares for democracy is happening, something really incredible!

Do you remember MrB’s troubles with justice? Well, prosecutors, as usual those communist  prosecutors in Milan, are trying to put an end to his glorious career in Italian politics, the adventure that changed our Country in such a positive way. They want to condemn him, no matter what it cost, and nothing can stop them!

It is universally acknowledged that MrB’s only wish is to be judged quickly and to attend all hearings, but it is also universally acknowledged that he is a really busy man and this forces him into asking to postpone the hearings, but you know those prosecutors…

And now that a terrible disease, a really bad conjunctivitis, is confining him in hospital, can you imagine what they decided to do?  Those communists say that he’s exaggerating, his disease ain’t so bad, and ordered medical checks! They are showing a complete lack of respect for this poor suffering man, while his conditions even worsen because of high blood pressure!

His supporters and the members of his party, all justifiably indignant, said they are ready to mount  a striking protest. MrB, who as usual loves and respects Italian institutions and law, asked them not to  march or protest, but enough is enough, so today all new PDL (MrB party) MPs reunite in Milan to denounce prosecutors’ brutality and in the end they marched into the Court Building where took place a new hearing of the famous “Ruby” trial, all those dreadful lies about MrB and a young 17-year-old Moroccan girl paid to have sex with him (can you imagine anything more incredible? MrB paying a woman for sex!). In the end prosecutors decide to postpone the hearing, also because MrB is still (hidden) in his hospital room, but now other prosecutors, in Naples this time, are requesting an accelerated trial for MrB on corruption charge; they accuse him of paying a centre-left senator 3 millions euros to defect to his right-wing, weakening and causing the collapse of the government of Romano Prodi in 2008.

There’s no peace for MrB, poor dear thing…

“Il mio povero tesoro…”

Annie Wilkes

Da: Misery non deve morire – 1990

La situazione Italiana pareva già abbastanza preoccupante, ma ora stiamo proprio toccando il fondo, sta accadendo qualcosa che dovrebbe preoccupare qualsiasi sincero democratico, qualcosa di inaudito!

Ve li ricordate i guai giudiziari di MrB? Bene, i magistrati, i soliti magistrati comunisti di Milano ovviamente, cercano di fare fuori il poveretto, cercano di porre fine alla sua straordinaria avventura politica che tanto bene ha fatto al nostro Paese, lo vogliono condannare a tutti i costi… e non si  fermano davanti a niente! É cosa risaputa che MrB vorrebbe con tutte le sue forze presenziare alle udienze dei suoi processi, ma è altresì noto il fatto che sia un uomo maledettamente impegnato ed è quindi costretto a chiedere dei rinvii, ma quei giudici fanno sempre storie… Ora poi che una terribile malattia, una congiuntivite particolarmente “cattiva” (si chiama uveite e già solo il nome fa paura), lo costringe in ospedale, quelli cosa fanno? Dicono che non è vero niente e gli mandano persino le visite fiscali! Senza nessun rispetto, senza tener conto delle sua aggravate condizioni a causa della pressione alta!

Giustamente indignatissimi, i suoi sostenitori e i membri del suo partito vorrebbero compiere azioni eclatanti. MrB, con lo spiccato senso di rispetto per le Istituzioni che lo ha sempre caratterizzato, ha chiesto ieri di non manifestare, ma quando è troppo è troppo, così oggi i parlamentari PDL si sono comunque riuniti a Milano per denunciare la barbarie in corso e alla fine non riuscendo a trattenersi  hanno raggiunto in corteo Palazzo di Giustizia e assediato l’aula dove doveva tenersi l’udienza del processo Ruby, quella panzana sulla minorenne che si sarebbe prostituita a Arcore (ma ve lo immaginate Lui che paga una donna? niente di più incredibile!). Alla fine i magistrati di Milano hanno dovuto riconoscere il legittimo impedimento, anche perché MrB è ancora blindatissimo nella sua stanza d’ospedale, ma già da Napoli arriva la notizia di nuove grane giudiziare, c’è la richiesta di processo immediato per il caso della compravendita di Senatori che (pare) provocò la caduta dell’ultimo governo Prodi.

Non c’è proprio pace per MrB, povero tesoro…

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